Citizens! Throw off your shackles and cast off the jackboot of Big Government crushing your neck, stealing your money, and stifling your ability to conduct business and earn a living!
Who woulda thunk it would happen here in — gasp! — Colorado, the land to which John Galt, the mythical hero of Ayn Rand’s “Atlas Shrugged,” fled?
Attorney General John Suthers, where art thou? Why art thou not protecting your flock against this heinous intrusion on personal liberty?